well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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