Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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