he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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