Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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