i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
You did what with his pubic hair?
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