Can Purell be used as lube?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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