You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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