so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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