singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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