you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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