well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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