im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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