worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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