Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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