Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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