what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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