Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
this will be a night to untag.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
40s are totally the cure
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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