Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
that may or may not have been my penis.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
