Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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