We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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