it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Randomize