She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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