okay pat passed out under dana's car
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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