Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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