she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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