im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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