its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I think I sprained my soul last night
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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