Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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