yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I think I just sharted jello shots
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