Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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