Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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