Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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