We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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