Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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