So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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