where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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