Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
