If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
