12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
A+ Viking dick
wow bdsm is so cute
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