You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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