eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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