i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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