I swear she didn't look like that last week.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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