she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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