I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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