I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My brain says no but my pants say off.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
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