you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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