She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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