I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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