so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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