I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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