I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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