oh god the rape fog is back!
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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