Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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