Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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