drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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